2016 BMW 550I XDRIVE

Limousinen

BMW

550I XDRIVE

WBA5M0C52GD085229

169’947 KM

Gebraucht

This thing moves like it just insulted a bouncer! 2016 BMW 550i Gran Turismo xDrive – 105,600 miles, 5-passenger, automatic transmission, AWD, rear hatchback, panoramic sunroof, and a title cleaner than the panic-cleaning you do ten minutes before your mother-in-law arrives. Under the hood is a massive 4.4L Twin-Turbo V8 gas engine featuring the desired "N63TU" technical update. For those of us who don't speak German engineering, that means BMW engineers actually used bolts this time instead of sheer arrogance and zip-ties to hold the engine together. Here's a clean, classy, FAST car that will haul the whole family for not much money. When you step on the accelerator, that twin-turbo V8 kicks in and will make you giggle like a 9-year-old delinquent with a crotch rocket through a trailer park. And it comes with an identity crisis: Is it an SUV? Is it a sedan? Is it a station wagon that took a bunch of creatine? Nobody knows. But it has a rear hatchback and massive legroom, making it the perfect compromise for parents who adamantly refuse to be seen in a minivan but still need to haul kids and their sticky belongings. It's a BMW, so it comes with BMW Driver Enhancements like: -Tailgate Assist System: The front grille is aerodynamically calibrated to sit exactly 3.4 inches from the rear bumper of a Prius doing 65 mph in the fast lane. -Optical Intimidation: Features bright headlights, specifically designed for aggressively flashing anyone who has the sheer audacity to drive the actual speed limit in front of you. -Diagonal Parking Mode: Thanks to the xDrive AWD and massive dimensions, you'll feel an uncontrollable, completely justified urge to park diagonally across two—or even three—premium parking spaces at the grocery store. -Right-of-Way Generator: The blue and white roundel on the hood automatically assumes you have the right-of-way at all four-way stops, regardless of who arrived first. Legal disclaimer: do not test this in court. -Mint Condition Turn Signals: As is tradition, the turn signal stalks are in absolute, factory-fresh condition because using them implies you care about the opinions of lesser motorists. Luxury & Amenities: -Bang & Olufsen Audio: The sound system is so incredibly crisp and powerful that you can easily drown out the sound of your passengers complaining about your aggressive lane-weaving. -Sunroof & Navigation: Includes factory maps that will expertly guide you the long way to your destination while you ignore it and just use your phone anyway. -Fresh Detail: The interior is nearly pristine and smells so good you'll briefly forget the underlying anxiety of owning a German V8 out of warranty. Come experience the sheer financial thrill of driving an $80,000+ luxury land-yacht for the price of a gently used Nissan. Located at Wise Bros. Inc. in Kingdom City, MO. Thanks for looking!